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These poor, ignored PC snowflake Trump supporters.

I'm not usually a shipper, but I hope that some day Louise and Logan fall in love. I realize he's about 5 years older, but I'm thinking post college they would be be a pretty perfect match.

Billy Eichner's librarian is the unsung hero of Bob's Burgers.

My choice would be Topsy from the third season. The family's reaction when they think Tina has been electrocuted is shockingly real. I don't think The Simpsons or Family guy could manage to play a scene that straight, especially following a song about Thomas Edison being in love with an elephant.

Yo Kanye, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time!

I look forward to Fear the Funny or Die.

They could try renaming it as "The Old Car From Cars Guy's Own"

Parmesan & Roasted Garlic AF

Sometimes I'll see people write about Marvel not having its own Watchmen. I still think X-Force (before it became X-Statix) is it.

"From the half of the CW that brought you 'Homeboys from Outer Space.'"

A sequel that's a prequel. That sounds pretty revolutionary. In 1974 when Godfather Part II came out.

Crap. Richard is Robert's good for nothing kid brother.

Is it too late for Richard Durst to make the same claim? And Fred Durst.

I hope one of the people bidding to have their name in a Chuck Tingle work claims to be named Vox Day.

I feel like every streaming service adds every Bond movie every month. When are they ever leaving the services?

True, but then there was the previous film in the Thor series, which at one point was going to be done by Patty Jenkins, but ended up being directed by the guy who went on to do Terminator Genysis.

I fear the inevitable "Taika Waititi has left Thor Raknarok over creative differences," headline, with "Guy who directed seven episodes of The Strain" announced as his replacement.

Mariska Hargitay… shit, wrong movie!

It just seems a little odd to switch the actor so fast.

"You shouldn't have used the dark hole"