Last seen running away with a jersey

Full head of hair guys that shave it off should pay a tax to us balding types.

If Diego Simeone shaves his head, I will cry.

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

This is the same guy who created a Tinder profile to get himself invited to a Veterans/Family only game so that he could get one of the special balls there. You know, just in case you needed another reason to hate/pity this huge dork.

Great effort in Dodgers slash fiction. A selection:

Bellinger’s swing is a mix of Ken Griffey Jr. and a beer league softball guy trying to prove how big his dick is with his swing.

Jurgen Klinsmann would make for a good start. Though Cris Carter suggests a fall guy.

Fuck. We aren’t winning 1-0, which this line up is aiming for. We might win 3-2 with Pulisic & Nagbe though.

maybe all of those guys are knowledgeable in tax law and will really use that to get under Messi’s skin?

Mind you, here’s the promo image the Clippers tweeted out yesterday morning...

This is Russell Wilson’s comment

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Beat it, jerk.

You're right, Yuengling is better than Beck's (which is almost always skunked in the US), but I think the local-legend nostalgia love it gets from Pennsylvanians is a bit over the top.

No way, I put it on my Underrated Beers list just this morning!