*allegedly

Seriously - how often do you see the cops in L&O say all kinds of things to criminals to get them to confess, and when they get the signed confession they are all like “Ha! I am totally NOT going to help you at all like I just said and you are so busted.”

You probably should seek professional help.

I know you were trying to be funny, but if that’s all it takes to get you in a tizzy, you probably should be on medication.

Nothing like watching a TV show that’s supposed to be funny and thinking, “well, the show sucks, but my goodness, they’re diverse!”

Because it’s a stupid idea, first off, but also because it requires more than a handful of Congresspeople to do something like that.

Holy fucking shit.