One answer might be: if you are miserable maybe you should come home.

I used to work at an international organization and my job was helping new arrivals get acclimated. I’d talk with a Nigerian for 15 minutes, next up would be a Parisian. Less than half of them spoke English well. I imitated all of them reflexively. It was an attempt at understanding, but it was weird because at…

Out of all the genius in this universe, why would anyone want to grab all the attention for themselves?

If you can communicate to the server that you respect them, you respect the restaurant, and that your clutter is in the way of your ability to enjoy the respect they will show to you as a professional, then go ahead. You can also ask, “is there somewhere I might dispose of this so it’s not in the way?” and most…

Why doesn’t he just do a casting of Sears and Roebuck catalogue models?

Or crackalyzed him. This was beyond any bend.

Martinis make you dance better and I can prove it.

I agree with all that. But I think its time to stop entertaining the obvious. An earthworm can see her object is to help the suffering, and that the people damning her want to make it worse and take her head as a trophy for spite and fun. I’d rather just build up on what the Congresswoman said and talk about doing…

When a bunch of cops are in the process of arresting you, it might throw your co-ordination off a bit, don’t you think?

Crimes against police have significantly higher penalties than if the crime were an offense against a civilian.

Cover your eyes if you don’t want to feel worse, but I bet that as of ten days ago or so he does typically use the word. I bet he’ll use it in a press conference soon, twice. I bet he is teaching it to his children, (and that if he has one there will be a picture on his damn instagram of his cat with flash…

But doesn’t this prove the Endangered Species Act is hypocritical, if we make a rare Sarah Huckabee face starvation?

Sounds like the upscale establishment was too.

Sorry Sarah, don’t try to make it sound like it was some elitist liberal restauranteur that banned you. Nope, it was decided by a vote of the restaurant workers. So go ahead, get in a tweet storm with the dishwashers, wait staff and line cooks. You’ll come out smelling like a rose.

squirt of cheez whiz

Those protesters were the most dignified people in the room. For Hoyer to say they shouldn’t behave as badly as the president is off the map stupidity and profound uncare.

On Cohen’s twitter feed he’s quoting the Buddha and the Dalai Lama?  Truth is stranger than fiction.

Um, I’ve never taken it, but isn’t this something like bringing on psychosis? Is ketamine the kind of drug you want to be on when you’re handcuffed?

Iran doesn’t fit into his self dealing wet dream.

Probably the news that the personal lawyer of the president is being arrested will be drowned out because of the ticker damn tape parade for the Nobel laureate wannabe.