I HATE public proposals but damn if I didn’t cry during this one.

They watch you in all your private moments.

Let’s do this here.

also a picture of my cat has replaced me

I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords.

I’ve never seen Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Little Rascals, or Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. They get mentioned a lot in conversation, but I feel like the internet has pretty much told me all the key parts I need to know to blend in like a normal person.

Thank you for talking about this “I’m gay seriously! Isn’t it hard to tell?” Charlie fellow. Girl, a beard nowadays can be as gay as an over-styled quiff.

LOL! It looked way better on stage under the lights than it does in pictures. Speaking of Party City, props to Phi Phi for admitting to Alaska she was scared of Sharon’s talent, which is why she was such a cunt to her. Though she probably has an ulterior motive for admitting it since, you know, she’s a cunt and she’s…

What if you’re pegging your partner and you kiss them? Do the acts cancel each other out?

The acceptance of white male mediocrity never ceases to amaze me.

Technically, though like most of the streaming sites you typically had to wait a week for an episode to “go free”, and were then locked to SD video with ads. Crunchy is certainly worth the $7 or so IMO, but hey, if someone has the patience and doesn’t care about the video resolution, more power to them.

Just another reason to subscribe to Crunchyroll. Been a subscriber for years and I haven’t regretted one dollar spent on it.

He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.

But does he know her?

Bye, Phyllis.

Well see, here’s the thing - you’re just a shitty person. It’s cool. There’s a LOT of shitty people out there who have no empathy for others. And that’s fine. Hey, you can even be racist if you want, because this is America and that’s allowed.

Starting a brag thread this week because I’m so excited!

500DoK fam represent.

Simple, just invite all of your friends plus 17 people from Jezebel (pick me)

And OMG did you just reply to me? I’m having a fan moment :)