You’re wrong. It’s clearly a Beyhound.

JINX! You owe me some coke. I mean, a coke.

Ugh I just love Taika Waititi SO MUCH, you guys.

I’m just going to go on record that my drawing contribution when Gabrielle asked us to draw her like one of our french girls was criminally underappreciated.

Y’all can pull yasss out of my cold, cheeto dusted hands.

wow, who sank your Titanic

Lentil Eating Lesbian Shit Ass: My Years as a Moderately Well Received Jezebel Commenter.

Finally! My moment in the sun!

This should be good.

We are not giving those men at that disgusting “website” our hard-earned traffic created by our male servant Bobby Finger

I was #teamBrian all the way. Though I will grant Angela this: Jordan was a great leaner.

My boyfriend does this to me all the time haha. And sometimes I do it to him and then we roll around like lazy slugs in bed together.

You inspired me to pause and try to remember mine. I have no idea what happened. Definitely no photos because it was pre-digital and I didn’t have my own camera.

thank god I’m not the only ginger with green-related anxiety. do I look like a carrot?? a leprechaun?? neither, but people sure will say I do!

We don’t have to go, you know. Nobody will be mad at you if you don’t go.

You look absolutely gorgeous and there is NOTHING better than bailing on plans.