Lentil Eating Lesbian Shit Ass: My Years as a Moderately Well Received Jezebel Commenter.

Finally! My moment in the sun!

This should be good.

We are not giving those men at that disgusting “website” our hard-earned traffic created by our male servant Bobby Finger

I was #teamBrian all the way. Though I will grant Angela this: Jordan was a great leaner.

My boyfriend does this to me all the time haha. And sometimes I do it to him and then we roll around like lazy slugs in bed together.

You inspired me to pause and try to remember mine. I have no idea what happened. Definitely no photos because it was pre-digital and I didn’t have my own camera.

thank god I’m not the only ginger with green-related anxiety. do I look like a carrot?? a leprechaun?? neither, but people sure will say I do!

We don’t have to go, you know. Nobody will be mad at you if you don’t go.

You look absolutely gorgeous and there is NOTHING better than bailing on plans.

Honestly don’t know why I didn’t think of this sooner.

Series finale: Rob Bricken is the Joker after having to review the series.

Was this show ever ON the rails? I mean let us not forget we had a whole season of Jada Pinkett Smith eating scenery like me at a Golden Corral, full of gluttony and shame.

According to state law, blowjobs are illegal in Georgia. You going to stan for that, too?

do you know how many projectile pop related deaths there are each year?

ONES OF THEM.

“Holly probably RIGGED the coffee shop door to try to make that poor woman’s life difficult! She’s guilty of ASSAULT! ASSAULT ASSAULT ASSAULT ASSAULT! IF I SAY IT ENOUGH TIMES, IT MAGICALLY BECOMES TRUE!”

That is a legitimate reaction.