In the photo of the ‘82 Cutlass Supreme, is he wearing a light meter? Hmmmm, I wonder what sort of industry he could be in rocking that mustache and carrying a light meter around his neck...

When I was almost 15yo my dad totaled his car. He bought it for salvage and put it in my mom’s garage and told me he would buy the parts and if I could fix it up by 16 I could have it. My friends and I spent the next year under that car pulling off anything that looked bent or broken and replacing them with whatever…

Oh you’ll cry alright. It’ll just be at lease end.

A crash in Atlanta and the roads involved didn’t have Peachtree in the name somewhere? I don’t believe such a place exists.

arrest the person who was shooting the footage,

In the video it looks like the brake lights are on, but it’s not stopping very well. I hypothesise that the impact damaged the compressed air supply to the braking system.

He was pushing to an intersection of roads with shorter names. You know-paperwork.

It’s true, I live here. While it doesn’t burn down regularly, it does flood pretty much constantly now, and it tends to be absurdly hot and humid.

If COVID-19 has taught me anything, it’s that we’re not probably fucked, we’re proper fucked.

But that’s the point, the dealer believes that demand so outstrips supply that they are throwing away a larger opportunity to make money by talking to an educated buyer, as they can’t just “get another unit” like they normally could.

“Due to inventory shortages we know we’ll be able to rip _someone_ off, so if that someone isn’t you, pound sand.”

“MAGA signs and derelict farms...”

If you have to cross Nebraska use route 2 through the Sand Hills rather than the interstate for a much more interesting experience. I-80 is the reason self-driving cars should exist.

“A lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.”

Hopefully this article is a sign that the slideshow garbage from Jalopnik has died as well.

“My parents’ house has wildly appreciated in value in the past couple decades due to record low interest rates, protectionist zoning laws, and a societal shift to valuing housing as investment over shelter!”

“Man whose parents have amassed just enough to retire at 65 without reducing middle class standard of living crushes their dreams in one fell swoop.”

his parents are worth $2 million

As long as it also addresses the huge number of idiots who are looking at their phones while driving.

Insightful