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Neutral:  I’ve started biking more.  Not to avoid public transit, because it’s non-existent here in cow town.  But because my fat ass needs the exercise.

Surely there are security cameras in the garages right?

I think hanging a noose on your own property is protected free speech. But hanging it where it was is likely considered a legitimate death threat.

A heavy ass CRT sitting on a TV tray table being tipped over and falling on a child is a lot more satisfying to watch than a light weight and easily breakable flat screen is.

Safety first!

You can probably find a $35k house anywhere.  You just most likely wouldn’t want to step foot into it.

I used to go out to my car and take naps during my lunch hour.  Now with working from home I just go to my bed.  Gonna suck going back to the office.

Make sure to film it all!

Look, we all get it, and are just as disgusted as you are.  But can we please leave Trump out of Jalopnik?  Save it for Gizmodo.

Is it just me or does that car front end look like a squished couple generations old Camero?

I’m not seeing the problem here. If a doctor opposes abortions then they are most likely not going to be an abortion doctor. They will be a doctor of something else.

Except many cities aren’t getting these second hand from the military. They are buying them new.

Hey I lost a beloved pickup the same way!  Except mine was a Wednesday night.

It may not yet, but give it a few years of wear and tear.

This is why I swapped a new engine into a 20 year old Ranger instead of buying a new one.  I just don’t need a land barge of a truck.

The 2000 Ford Ranger I have that just blew up.

Sweet! Guess I’m putting this one in a guest bathroom or the laundry room because I already have one in pretty much every other room.

Or just use the old tried and true method.  When you first receive the meeting invite immediately reply with, “Can this meeting be accomplished with a simple email instead?”  It works the majority of the time.

At least now they’ll probably be able to upgrade to a Grand Caravan