I just wish they were consistent. One week my Kindle can stay in my bag. The next it has to be out. And this is at the same airport. Make up your damn minds. I know most of you by name by now because of frequent travel. And no, my CPAP that you’ve seen 30 times already this year, among countless others, isn’t suddenly…

Thank you for making me bust out laughing loudly during this meeting I should be paying attention to instead.

He was impeached but not convicted.

If you or someone you know is an enrolled college student you can get streaming Sunday Ticket for $99 for the year.  Just one more reason I appreciate my daughter going to law school.

No issues here. 

I never learned to wipe my ass properly so that I don’t have to go back and do extra wipes 20 minutes later.

I really don’t see the need to get worked up about any more data breaches. After the Equifax breach everyone’s info is out there. It can’t get any worse.

I’m sure they’ll proceed to build exactly zero of these base models.

I may or may not have a warrant for my arrest due to forgetting to call and check if I needed to report or not.

You think those markups are bad.

 I love my GS! I would have got a TourX GS if they made it. 

Maybe with a TourX. But the Regal GS is a good sports car alternative for a family man and professional who needs 4 doors and style for under $38k.

I see your stick and raise you:

Only 612 hp? How pedestrian for a super car.

My HOA is very basic and I love it. Essentially, don’t park a semi, boat, or RV in your driveway for more than 48 hours. And no political yard signs (although a recent state law made that unenforceable, but 99% of the members still follow it). There are a few others like no street parking and the need to maintain a…

That looked like what I used to do to my sister’s Barbie Doll legs.

I certainly wasn’t advocating anyone to buy the stock.

Absolutely not.  I drive for about 8 hours every Friday evening and that is it.  I don’t even do it for the money.  It’s entertaining and keeps me out of the bar.  I’ve met several interesting people this way and have made some great connections related to my real job.  I think you’d find the majority of Lyft and Uber…

Congrats on your purchase! I love my Opel Insignia GS. If there was a GS TourX option I would have gone with that. 

If you mean that the Kia dealer isn't going to be a bunch of pretentious fucks and treat me like a 3rd world citizen just because my looks don't conform to the typical person who can easily afford a $60k or more car then yeah I agree with you.