Acne never goes away in men.  It just moves from the face to pimples on the back.  Kind of like balding is just a process of hair stopping growth on the head and instead growing on your ass.

I’ve never done a drug in my life.  I’m almost 40.  I’d like to try getting high.  No desire to try any other drugs.  Serious advice for a first timer?  Also, I’ve never even smoked a cigarette before so I don’t want to smoke it.

Even if you get through that gate, you’re still a long way away from anything worth seeing.

All this fragmentation in streaming services is why I’ve returned to bittorrent.  I happily paid for content when it was easily accessible.  But I’m not going to deal with 20 different streaming services.

If you or someone you know is an enrolled college student you can get streaming Sunday Ticket for $99 for the year.  Just one more reason I appreciate my daughter going to law school.

No issues here. 

I never learned to wipe my ass properly so that I don’t have to go back and do extra wipes 20 minutes later.

I really don’t see the need to get worked up about any more data breaches. After the Equifax breach everyone’s info is out there. It can’t get any worse.

I’m sure they’ll proceed to build exactly zero of these base models.

I may or may not have a warrant for my arrest due to forgetting to call and check if I needed to report or not.

That kid is back on the baggage carousel again!

You think those markups are bad.

 I love my GS! I would have got a TourX GS if they made it. 

Maybe with a TourX. But the Regal GS is a good sports car alternative for a family man and professional who needs 4 doors and style for under $38k.

I see your stick and raise you:

Humor is difficult for you isn't it. 

I don’t care what you say. That cow is a fucking liar.  I ain’t drinking that milk if it’s within 3 days of what it says on the carton.

Only 612 hp? How pedestrian for a super car.

My HOA is very basic and I love it. Essentially, don’t park a semi, boat, or RV in your driveway for more than 48 hours. And no political yard signs (although a recent state law made that unenforceable, but 99% of the members still follow it). There are a few others like no street parking and the need to maintain a…

This is pointless even displaying list price. No pharmacy benefit manager actually pays list price to the pharmaceutical company. They pay significantly lower. The largest markups come from the middle-men in the supply chain.  And surprise, they are often affiliated with the insurance companies themselves.  Why do you…