I’m sure they’ll proceed to build exactly zero of these base models.

I may or may not have a warrant for my arrest due to forgetting to call and check if I needed to report or not.

You think those markups are bad.

 I love my GS! I would have got a TourX GS if they made it. 

Maybe with a TourX. But the Regal GS is a good sports car alternative for a family man and professional who needs 4 doors and style for under $38k.

I see your stick and raise you:

Only 612 hp? How pedestrian for a super car.

My HOA is very basic and I love it. Essentially, don’t park a semi, boat, or RV in your driveway for more than 48 hours. And no political yard signs (although a recent state law made that unenforceable, but 99% of the members still follow it). There are a few others like no street parking and the need to maintain a…

That looked like what I used to do to my sister’s Barbie Doll legs.

I certainly wasn’t advocating anyone to buy the stock.

Absolutely not.  I drive for about 8 hours every Friday evening and that is it.  I don’t even do it for the money.  It’s entertaining and keeps me out of the bar.  I’ve met several interesting people this way and have made some great connections related to my real job.  I think you’d find the majority of Lyft and Uber…

Congrats on your purchase! I love my Opel Insignia GS. If there was a GS TourX option I would have gone with that. 

If you mean that the Kia dealer isn't going to be a bunch of pretentious fucks and treat me like a 3rd world citizen just because my looks don't conform to the typical person who can easily afford a $60k or more car then yeah I agree with you. 

Yeah and I’m going to pull out so I don’t need to wear a condom.

Mr. Pareto would like to educate you on some key principles. 

Empty nester in 3 years here. The Mrs and I are desiring a downsize from 4500sqft to no larger than a 3rd that size. The only problem is houses that size in the Midwest are typically in the undesirable areas of town. People don't build nice new construction in good neighborhoods of 1500sqft or less in flyover country. 

It's the big number on the receipt. No hunting for the pretax amount. 

Tipping post tax is just easier math. What’s even easier? The way I do it. Let’s say the total is $82.79. I just take the first number, 8, double it 16, and round it up to the nearest multiple of 5. So $20 tip.

Makes it harder to negotiate down? Maybe. But building value? Absolutely not. You set your price based on your own inspection and expectations. Just because an independent inspection may confirm your findings doesn't make it any more valuable. 

My 89 had the fantastic red and black dash. My 93 was solid red. My 94 gt I had was the lovely saddle option. My 94 cobra was a respectable solid black.