joehawkeye
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joehawkeye

Who said anything about horror films. There are plenty of videos of real life violence available online with a simple Google search.

My son, 8th grade, nailed a 3/4 court buzzer beater the other day. His team still lost by 2 after that but it didn’t matter for anyone in the gym. Everyone agreed it was the greatest shot of the entire tournament. It was amazing to watch as the boys on the other team surrounded him cheering after he made it. There was

I love it when blog say shit like this. You’re a blog. You have no actual press time. You likely pressed publish on this article the second after you clicked send on the email to Disney.

Is it not possible to just climb over the trash pile to get out?

I was seriously cheering for him to rip out a beating heart. That would have been amazing.

The only game I spend my time playing while watching is games on my phone. Because my 500th consecutive game of solitaire is more interesting than 85 minutes of a 90 minute episode.

This sums up my feelings about the show 100%.

The affluence of the neighborhood adds nothing of value to the story.

I probably would have settled for a second free lunch.

It’s not necessarily that you think the brand is better. It’s that you have experience with the brand and know what you can expect. It’s similar to how I have one dish that I always order from each restaurant I go to regularly. I know exactly what I’m going to get. No random surprises and disappointment when the

Hot take: Pay your bills and shit like this doesn’t happen.

My last name is the same as a national consumer products company. I had registered my name in 1995. A year later that company contacted me and offered me $1000 as well as about $1000 in their product. I couldn’t say yes fast enough. I thought it was cool to be getting even the free lunch from a fancy business man (who

Thanks for stalking me. I also have a 2017 GMC Acadia Denali. I’ve just never posted about it. And people don’t get rich by spending all of their money. I don’t see the need to drive $100k automobiles, especially when my commute is all of 4 minutes. I prefer to spend my money on other things. Such as a large and

I try to when I remember. I’ll have to look for that extension. Although I do most of my shopping from the app.

Hey Jeff, I’ll build that thing for only $21 million. You’ll just have to trust me that it’ll do what you want it to do all those years from now...

The Echo’s are nice. I have some friends that have those. I didn’t jump on the smart speaker bandwagon until I got 2 free for buying a couple Pixel 2 XL for Mrs. Go Hawkeyes and myself. Then I took advantage of Black Friday deals to get 4 more. I’ll get a 7th at some point along with my pre-ordered Nest doorbell, if

Yeah, especially with the latest tax reform I’m not going to have a tax benefit with the charitable giving.

Don’t feel bad. We all play the hand we’re dealt. Money isn’t everything. I know it’s easy to say that when you have disposable income. But it’s the truth. Earning more money has never made me happier. Just stress more that I have more to lose. I’d give it all up to spend more time with friends and family that have

I’ve got 6 Google Home Minis in my house. I love the things and so does my family. They are small and unobtrusive. The sound quality is good enough because we aren’t pretentious audiophiles. Google has the most helpful assistant for us because we all use Android phones. Only feature I wish they had is the ability to

Honestly I could have just said it was $18 and there’d still be people bitching.