joehawkeye
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joehawkeye

Let’s not treat people as guilty before they are convicted as such.

I’ve had prospective candidates mail me a USB drive with supposedly their resume and stuff. I ain’t getting within 100ft of plugging those fuckers in. Who knows what’s on them.

At first I was like haha he highlighted their questionable status as journalists. But then I was like this guy is a colossal asshole.

I’m not reading every comment so this had likely already been said. But at least he didn’t have to wait too long for a tow.

Nah, it’s totally because the baby is mixed race.

Android Auto runs circles around CarPlay.

I do this only if it will be on the jet way. Or if I don’t have a connection. If I have a connection and they are checking all the way through I won’t do it. I’ve had 2 bags go missing that way.

I took this study! Turking is a fun past time during commercials while watching NFL and college football.

What’s especially interesting is expanding that river basin map to include surrounding countries as well.

We stack the plates because we are done eating and want room on the table to put our elbows and arms. Also, you’re nowhere to be fucking found to clean up the table for us. And nobody wants the shitty frozen pie for desert so don’t ask. Just bring me the bill so I can pay and get on with the rest of my evening plans.

In my late 30's. I plan to buy a CTS after the next refresh. Everyone on my block has a German car. I want something different.

The Cadillac cars are headed for a refresh soon aren’t they? I’d wait. The crossover is just ugly.

I’ve been in Brazil for a few weeks so I’m missing out. All my friends are sharing theirs with me. I have been patiently waiting to get home so I can try it. I leave Friday. But I fly to Dallas. Then from there I go to Chicago for a week. FML. I always miss the fun things.

I’d consider whitelisting the Gizmodo sites if the ads they had weren’t so fucking intrusive and plastered everywhere.

Bought this model a while back. It installs easily. Ordered the kit to connect to the fuse box separately for a cleaner installation. Ran the wires through the headliner and out the truck bed light, along the rear window then under the plastic cap along the bed of the truck to the rear license plate. Installation is

Bought this model a while back. It installs easily. Ordered the kit to connect to the fuse box separately for a

Ugh, don’t go body shaming her. That ruins all credibility when shaming her for her complete lack of trustworthiness and intelligence on how to actually do her job.

So did you finish chewing and swallow?

That’s not always the case though. It depends on how it’s handed down. I got a “free” car when I turned 16. But I was taught to care for it properly. I had to pay for my own insurance and gas and do all regular maintenance myself. I was taught the importance of pride in ownership. And how easily it can be taken away

The only part of a crossover I’ve ever wanted to hoon the shit out of was the milf driving one.

335hp just seems weak for a performance vehicle. Should have made it 435hp instead. Mom’s gotta get through the mall parking lot fast to buy those fancy soccer cleats ya know.