Headed to Colorado on vacation in a few weeks. Convinced the wife to take in a Rockies game while we are there. It’ll be my 10th MLB park. I can’t wait. One of the nicer parks there is. Although Kauffman will still be my favorite park no matter what.

If you plan on going to Kansas City for the eclipse you’ll be disappointed as the city is not within the 100% zone. Do yourself a favor and drive up to St Joseph instead. Tipple Hill Winery would be a good place to go for it, just show up early.

That’s all well and good until you are a person who is allergic to DEET.

I’ve got that line about needing all 10's and whatnot every time I’ve bought a new car. If you want all 10's then truly earn it. Wow me.

Yeah this is a horrible fucking idea. But I see it as less of a “we don’t want brown people” tax and more of a “we have plenty of worthless fucks living off of welfare that should maybe do that job you’re coming here for but don’t because we give them no reason to actually work because we just give them welfare…

That’s an even better story.

If it weren’t for the possibility of harming the drivers on the track I’d say push the fucking idiot off the fence into oncoming traffic.

I did 72 months on my last new car purchase. But it was 0%. Not passing up free money like that. Originally had 1.5% for 48 secured from my credit union, but went with the zero percent instead. Probably will pay it off in 48 or less anyway.

Did you know if you took the bottom row of counties in Iowa and made them part of Missouri it would improve the collective IQs of both states?

Who else used to make their own Plinko game with their Lite Brite? Anyone? Crickets? I guess I was just a sad lonely child.

My wife’s 2017 GMC Acadia Denali doesn’t require the key to come out of your pocket (or purse in her case). There is a slot in the center compartment for sliding the fob into it but that is only in the event that it completely loses connection with the vehicle. It’ll reestablish connection and allow you to start the…

Wait, you’re telling me that not everyone gets that tingly feeling when eating fruits? I’m being serious. I’ve had it as long as I can remember and just figured it was what fruits did. I’m going to have to start asking others if they feel it. Now I feel like a freak.

What I never get about this whole thing is where do these people think trans people were going to the bathroom before all of this became a big concern? They’ve been doing their business in the restroom of their choice since time’s immortal.

Never been to the infield for NASCAR but have a bunch of times for ARCA when I was younger. My mother was a photographer and reporter for a racing newspaper and took me to ARCA races all the time. I would find a safe spot in the corners to watch the racing. When I’d wander around the garage area/pits/trailers I’d…

I worked in asphalt paving during college. We did things like this all the time. Often we were working in small towns just adding a 2" overlay to the existing street. This involves very little prep work. So we would roll in one morning and do the job and leave. Occasionally we couldn’t track down an owner of a…

You forgot to mention that people are forced to apply. Oh wait, that isn’t the case? Argument invalid then.

My friends and I used to do something similar back in high school. One of us would claim we’d had sex and the others would vaguely remember what it was like. Oh the good ol’ days.

More articles like this please. I enjoy a good read instead of a crappy rehash of a reddit post.

She calls too many Big Ten games. It’s nothing about her being a woman. She’s just horrible and annoying. I always watch on mute when she’s calling a game. I do the same when Joe Buck calls a Royals game.

Well their first mistake was falling for the “What do you want your payments to be?” bit.