Back when I was just a wee lad I was a huge Twins fan living in the middle of Iowa. Kellogg’s ran a promotion where if you ate so many boxes of cereal you could redeem the UPCs for a baseball ticket for your favorite team. Seeing as there were six people in the house I had to eat a lot of cereal. And that is what I…

OK, if that’s the truth then great. I retract my statement. Maybe, as others have suggested, clearly state so at some point in the article. Especially since the first thing I see on this article is:

OK, if that’s the truth then great. I retract my statement. Maybe, as others have suggested, clearly state so at…

True, but those brands didn’t pay for this article.

True, but those brands didn’t pay for this article.

You think any politician, on either side, gives a shit about the causes behind their lapel pins? No, they only care about your vote and the money they can get with it.

Auto companies will market the shit out of your driving habits to show you personalized billboards along your route.

Maybe if they drove on the right side of the road this shit wouldn’t happen?

I get what you are saying and agree with you. Very large corporations are quick to not give a shit. I happen to work for such a corporation. But then I think about the charitable things that my coworkers and I do, some company sponsored, some not. I’d like to think that as a corporation, Chevron didn’t give a shit…

I know that guy. He was a fellow Hawmeye!

It’s that brown person called Juan that comes over twice a week to manicure the lawn. And why on earth would I stick my hand in him, especially while he is running?

What planet are you living on? Maybe it was that way 40 years ago, but today the largest publications and news channels are the most biased sources of information you can find. They openly flaunt their lack of objectivity too.

How about a comment on dickbag person recording who suddenly doesn’t know how to hold a camera upright after getting out of the car? If you aren’t going to take care to record something watchable then shut the fucking camera off.

Not the first time Michigan basketball failed to get far enough off the ground.

Don’t be making fun of my son.

Actually I’d call 9 of them lubricating. Can’t think of a way lighting it on fire could be considered lubricating.

Only acceptable answer.

And another person who didn’t read well. It had a prepayment penalty. Plus, I don’t need the flexibility to finance more than 4 years. You can’t afford to pay off a car in 4 years you can’t afford the car.

I’m one of those annoying boring people who reads all the fine print before signing anything.

You didn’t read did you?

I just bought a 2017 GMC Acadia Denali for my wife. Financed an even $40k of it. My credit union will give me 2% for 48 months. First time I’ve ever financed a vehicle for 48 instead of 36 but this is also the most expensive vehicle I’ve bought. Anyway, dealership kept trying to sell me on the 1.5% rate they could…