Blowing a fan into a sail actually works.

Hot take: Why are you buying a frozen bird in the first place? If you want it to taste good you’ll get a fresh, never frozen bird.

Since my wife’s car was (likely) totaled recently I’m going to (likely) be shopping for a car soon. But I went ahead and got a rental for an extra few weeks just to avoid having to buy this week or next.

I just completed a refi last month. Glad I started it when I did. Locked in 3.015% for 15 years. That’s practically free money.

Also remember that some of your representatives are more willing to communicate than others. Delus Johnson is my representative in the MO state house. He’s served his district well over the years and is very willing to communicate. A few years ago I sent a form response to all my representatives at all levels by…

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I got clocked at 145 in a 55 once. I was 18 and stupid. But I got lucky and the trooper who pulled me over just gave me a 45 minute lecture on the side of the highway and invited me to the local drag strip to watch him run that weekend. I’ve been good friends with him now for the past 17 years and he’s taught me a…

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Yeah but Iowa had the advantage of being #1 at the time back then.

Move your feet!

Last time 2, 3, & 4 lost? #1 Iowa beat #2 Michigan in 1985. And Harbaugh was playing for Michigan. Iowa won on a last second field goal.

Go Hawkeyes!

Go Hawks! Mostly home though because we really have no chance here.

Here’s another glaring flaw. Releasing it without adequate inventory. Fuck you Nintendo. I was going to give you money for 30+ year old games. But since it’s damn near impossible to get one I’ll just resume playing pirated emulated versions on a RaspberryPi.

Maybe that is what they really meant? Because that would be 147 and 103 HP.

Every visa I’ve needed a service at work handled for me. I never knew getting a visa could be a pain in the ass and require appearing in person.

It was a good idea 200+ years ago when the views and ideas of a candidate were slow to reach every corner of the country. Nowadays it is super easy for all that info to reach every citizen very quickly so the entire population can easily and quickly determine that both major party candidates are going to do nothing…

It appears that may be for the best judging by the results it gives.