That makes sense and I figured it might be something like that. But figured I’d ask just in case it was something else policey like that I don’t know about. Like he’s sending the bat signal or releasing an oil slick or something.

Not a cop, but your boss is on your 6.

What’s he keep touching on his wrist?

Well it would sure as fuck help if I read! Thanks

Well it would sure as fuck help if I read! Thanks

Real life sex, y’all should try it some time.

$13.88 =/= $12

$13.88 =/= $12

Viruses don’t tend to live long outside of a host though. Bacteria thrive almost anywhere.

Tray tables. Ugh, yuck.

I almost want to see some research on swabbing the common areas to see how much bacteria there is festering there. But then again, I don’t really want to see it.

If I had the money I’d buy several of these and park them in the most remote locations available throughout the country just so that poor fucker in the truck has to drive out there to fill it up.

ED and higher get one where I work. And all sales reps too.

So you’re the asshole who sits through 30 seconds of a light that is only green for 45 seconds because you have to finish that one last text and didn’t notice the light turn green.

Can’t do it either. Because of hip issues, my leg just won’t turn that way comfortably.

For a glorified fast food worker that is a lot.

This thing will not do well here. It looks ready for the mall parking lot. But body on frame truck based platform means it won’t ride like the minivan the hip moms are trying to get away from.

You missed the obvious answer here my friend. It’s not about a V8 powered Viper. It’s about a V10 powered Dart. Or hell, a V10 powered Grand Caravan. I’d probably even drive a minivan and admit it if it had a V10 Viper engine in it.

Fucking brilliant.

You forgot the part where you add alcohol. Maybe some coconut rum cream instead?

Wait, Raspbian has a GUI? What’s the purpose?

Let Gary Johnson debate. Even if you’re a die hard Clinton or Trump supporter you should still be calling for Johnson to be allowed to debate. Why? Your candidate will look that much better if they can perform better than two opponents rather than just one.