If you spend my money after I die on a ride in this then I’m coming back to life to kick your ass and write you out of the will. I’m dead, I don’t need this shit. Just dig a fucking hole and toss me in, no box needed. Haul me to the hole in the back of my pickup before you sell it.

You’re the type of person I want to flag down on the highway and shake hands with.

Get of your high horse Mr. Important and Holier Than Thou.

Same here. I’ve even slowed down and got over for people who happen to be going faster than me. It’s common fucking courtesy. And it’s sadly missing in NW Missouri between KC and St Joe, a route I drive every single day.

This needs to be mandatory viewing in Missouri drivers ed courses.

AT&T (with DirecTV) Unlimited is the way to go. It’s the most unlimited plan you can get today, unless you are still on a grandfathered plan. They say they can throttle you at 22GB per line per month, but they only do that when networks are severely congested.

Oh fuck, that’s wrong and hilarious on so many levels.

I’ll give your comment one star for every 5 star recruit Iowa had on that team last year when they went undefeated in the regular season.

At least you got something. We didn’t get shit for crew. Except for use of the boat house. And the opportunity to look at the women’s crew team’s fancy expensive equipment.

I didn’t realize tuition, room and board, travel, top tear medical attention, tutoring services, first rate training facilities, and access to NFL scouts was free for everyone. I thought that was limited to just the scholarship football players. Stupid me I guess for getting into $80k of student loan debt to get a BS…

I’m with you on this. Although I think Michigan is a bunch of bumbling fucktards (hey, I’m an Iowa fan and alum after all so I must think that), this kid is turning down just about the best opportunity he is going to get.

You fat Americans can get by with public transportation and walking. Anything else is just a want.

I think my picking days are behind me. Anymore, I spend my time pulling long nose hairs out with my fingers instead. Who’s bright fucking idea was it to have the hair on top my head stop growing, and the hair in my nose, and on my ass for the matter, to grow like crazy?

As a long time Royal’s fan, I surely believe it.

Because they are forced to play a game for money right?

New album? His family’s still cashing in I see.

I blame my parents for this one. I couldn’t leave the table until I cleared my plate. Countless nights I slept at the table.

What I need is for people to:

It would take me 9.81 seconds to stand up from the starting block.

Best advice for land lovers like me: Just wear a life jacket. Nobody is going to laugh at you. OK, so a few will laugh. Fuck them.