“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

The proper counter is to hatchet-throw the bat at the opposing pitcher, kick the catcher backwards, pick up the ball and run from third to first to home to second. This unlocks unlimited-dingers mode.

I’m an environment engineer. That’s a euphemism for sewerage engineer. Tampons are murder on the pumps. They gum up the works, so we employ comminutors, like this muffin monster. Muffin is code for a tampon swollen with sewerage. They’ll eat anything tho. Boy I could watch this thing chew up stuff all day. And if you…

No such thing as too much Perfume Genius

I always preferred The Pillsbury Throwboy.

So you go to hockey games and shout (even) more obviously racist shit? Cool, cool. You should be real proud of that.

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter

Owner goes away. Which he won’t. Wenger, Ancelotti, the nutcase at Chelsea, Pep...throw whoever in there. As long as Stan is using the club to build a football stadium in Inglewood they’re fucked.

JOKER MEME WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS/SOME PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH IT ALL BURN///GAME OF THRONES RED WEDDING LEBRON PHOTOSHOP FACE///OVERRIDE OVERRIDE///ISAIAH THOMAS IS SHORT FOR AN NBA PLAYER///MEMORY CRITICAL CRITICAL ERROR MEME EXPORT FILE TOO LARGE///SHUT DOWN IMMINENT///SPIDER MAN POINTING AT SPIDER MAN///NO HELP ME…

A modest proposal to the NFL. Instead of having Hall of Famers work out what is a catch or isn’t, how about having folks who watch the Super Bowl and nothing else help put together the rules? Because when it comes to an eye test, I think people who aren’t familiar with the byzantine rules would be more helpful than…

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

the question of why MLS doesn’t develop better players begins and ends with the idea of a player draft. Why spend money on an academy to develop players when you can just let the shitty NCAA system do a crappy job for you? Sure you’re wasting the golden years of player development and likely getting a slightly less…

How do you feel about the kids on your lawn?

Yoshi’s Story sucked. Yoshi’s Island, on the other hand, was excellent, and I was just playing World 4 5 minutes ago.

I particularly enjoyed the stupid minigames, the sushi eating one was a great way to have a laugh with friends.

Yeah, I loved Thad but it was clear he lost his touch. Holtmann has them playing hard and has held the players accountable.

It’s amazing what the subtraction of Marc Loving and Jaquan Lyle can do for a team. This group is providing confirmation of how dire the state of the program was becoming under Thad.