I used to go on r/NBA a lot a while back, and this post from like 2 years ago is still the best thing that’s ever happened there. I wish I trusted anything as much as delusional Sixers fans trust the process.

This is my girlfriend’s pug Frankie. She’s a good dog.

I’ve thought about the trucking industry a lot over the past year, as well as automation in general and I feel like a universal basic income is something that should be discussed more widely.

They must’ve heard OU’s backup QB say “Fayetteville PD is a pretty basic police department.”

Exactly like their soccer style: they muck up the game, frustrate the hell out of their opponents, and just generally make it extremely difficult to play against them. It can be annoying to watch, but I’ve always at least respected it.

Personally, my ideal way to go right now would be by firing squad, with a cigarette in my mouth, having been convicted of sedition for producing a porn called Donald’s Rump which features a Donald Trump lookalike getting pegged (consensually, of course) for like an hour and a half.

The tripping is bad enough, but for some reason the temper tantrum is what put him over the top for me. I’m starting to develop a singular and burning hatred for Grayson Allen.

The Lantern is OSU’s student newspaper. They’ve had some informative tweets as well.

Pulisic looked pretty frustrated with the rest of the US’s sorry-ass squad tonight. I lost track of how many times he gestured to acres of open space in front of him after somebody gave the ball away, or pointed out people’s lack of movement while he was on the ball.

It was bad.

Doc Rivers (to Paul Pierce on the bench): I’m thinking about signing Mickael Pietrus. He really killed us in the playoffs last year.

It’s about Ethics in College Football Journalism!

Thank you for this.

I think it was a great beef, mostly because of the truly non-existent stakes. The best beefs are always the dumbest.

What’s the official Deadspin take on the great basketblogger beef of 2016?

I know it was him because I remember thinking to myself “Damn, that baby is a real jerk.”

I actually saw some of his tweets this morning and didn’t even bother to look at his actual profile. I assumed he was just some anonymous racist, not a slightly less anonymous racist. He was tweetin’ up a storm though; I’m fairly sure he retweeted or replied to that video supposed to have taken place in Charlotte,…

If Curt Schilling actually runs for senate, can Deadspin please assign someone to follow him on the campaign trail? If you’re taking requests, I’d suggest Ashley, on account of her expertise in memes and conspiracy theories.

Theoretically, this was impossible. I’m sorry.

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