I mean seriously, what can’t this thing do?

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

I forget the details but there was a story of a writer who picked up an air-cooled 911 on behalf of a customer - I believe driving from Texas to CA -and who “topped off” at a gas station on the route to make sure he had plenty of fuel for the next leg. Wound up he was topping off with diesel coming out of a gas pump…

You can never be in before them. They’re the fastest.

So the bottom 50% saw a 150% decrease in wealth from 2000 to 2010?  We really need to start teaching the basics of personal finance in grade school.

2005/6 LGT was the high water mark for Subie design. Simple, sporty, aggressive, but yet subtle. Truly the grown-up WRX we didn’t deserve. Too bad they rusted out and had turbo/timing/head gasket issues by 100k.

A logical and reasonable justification to the question at hand....? Am I on the internet right now? 

I’ve been an amateur detailer for years and as time becomes scarcer, I become older and more cynical, and I’ve accumulated a bit of wisdom....allow me to impart some things to my Jalopnians.

I’ve bought and sold a few high-end cars with and without a PPI. Please allow me to share a few experiences:

Those charts rank among the worst examples of statistical abuse to make a point I’ve ever enjoyed. The second in particular is spectacular. Whoever created that literally said, “I’m going to manipulate two Y axises to show a 6% decline in middle class aggregate income share over a period of 42 years is exactly in line…

Dude: Just rub the lubricant produced by your nose, nasal sebum onto your key. Since Jalopnik likes lists, here’s 3 easy steps:

This IS me post-therapist. The man was good at his job, but he wasn’t a miracle worker.

Now that’s some High Intensity Discharge.

You get it! And for that, I gave you a star.

Our household income is about $150k. Wife drive’s a 2010 Camry and I drive a 200 E550 4matic. Benz was $12k when I bought it in may (50k miles!) and we bought the Camry off lease for $13k in 2013. People need to act their wage.

Chonk-E

Yes, honey, I listed the car. See? That’s what they’re worth, I swear! Now get off my back.

Porsches are excellent winter cars. Get some decent tires and cruise past anyone and everyone going up that snow covered mountain!

“Good Tires”, Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, “But certainly not great tires.”

Somewhere Patrick George is thinking to himself, “Are you going to stop sending THAT GUY press cars too!!!?”

Those mechanics must be really worn out and tired by the end of a race weekend. I’d be completely deflated on Monday morning.