12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, it’s 65 tons of American Pride!

I need to know if the fuel tanks are full or empty before voting.

Can we please get more of whatever volvo started smoking a few years ago when the new design theme emerged?

“Dodge is Italian”

There, fixed it for you.

Seriously.... none of these tests are any sort of industry standard and the one that is lacks any referential guide that isn’t itself lacking reference.

I love Project Farm, dude does some fun and cool testing, but this is entertainment, not an oil study. 

Also, you drive a toyota tacoma. You should consider whether that has anything to do with it. 

Much more fun. And doesn’t line the pockets of BIG RUBBER. 

Donuts on the interstate will get you pulled over.

I was once an EMT and once worked a 72-hour shift.

On a highschool trip to PA, we are in a downtown area and my dad is driving myself and my best friend.  We look to the side and a guy laying on a gurney is FLYING down a massive hill on the sidewalk.  People were just watching, no one tried to stop him.  The guys face was manic looking, like he caused it, or wanted it…

I was driving late (like 2am) on a Saturday night from Chicago to my hometown of Rockford, about 80 miles on I-90. The interstate was nearly deserted except for two cars in front of me, an Audi and an old Cavalier. The Audi started weaving a bit, slowing down and speeding up. I dropped back because I assumed he was…

I once saw a guy in a BMW use his turn signal. Hand to god! 

This is a Saab I would consider buying.

Sometimes in real world stuck conditions — not strapped to a Jeep — you can get an open diff in a FWD car to transition torque by turning the steering wheel.

I bought a 2005 Saabaru 9-2x aero brand new with a 5mt and heated seats. I bought it in March 2005 for $18,900 and 0% financing at a time when Subaru WRX Wagons were routinely going for $23-25k.

This is the holy-grail of comments.

I will not be partaking in this experiment for at least 5 years, despite being a huge Mazda fan.  Seems risky

Is Jalopnik, like, contractually obligated to attach “Holy-Grail” to every description of this engine?

I’m a car guy and wondered the same thing, so I did a long test drive in a Model 3 with the performance upgrade.

Agree. That means I don’t need a Semi anymore to pull my trailer.