Dont hate the player, hate the game.

Mmmmmm...titanium and inconel.....is engi-rection a word?

Obviously the driver misjudged his coronering speed.

Hopefully he doesn’t come back as a Wraith.

A real Phantom

A Ghost, if you will.

The deceased on the gurney was in fact named Royce. He was a rolls Royce.

I’d been using a piece of PVC pipe, passed down to me from the truck’s previous owner like a sacred talisman, to hold the rear window up when I loaded the rig with groceries...

You know they make a turbo Forester, right?

Pilot error. They’re out of their Element.

And the crowd goes mild.

Not so much a heart-breaking story, more of a kidney-breaking story.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

The best car seats in the world!

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

I’m surprised Doug Band’s Clinton Inc memo got no coverage. They just (rightly) jumped all over Eric Trump’a self dealing St Jude’s charity, but there’s nothing about the millions made by Clinton through his Foundation.

As George Costanza once said, It moved.

Was it full of “Real People, not Actors”?