As we all know, it was mostly Somalis who attacked the World Trade Center and Pentagon. I’m glad Trump is finally keeping us safe.

what’s the deal with hispiters!!!

“Joe Flacco is an elite quarterback!”

Well, it must be tough realizing your whole life has been a lie, huh?

“Irsay dropped this minor bomb”

This is the first time that Pachulia has knocked down anything that far from the hoop.

While some camps made a weak effort to conceal their murderous operations, Sobibor was clearly a death camp: prisoners were often taken straight from the trains to the gas chambers. After an uprising in October 1943, Nazis destroyed the camp and attempted to eradicate all evidence of the killings. But researchers have…

Like a strawberry or raspberry.

The bear is good but then it goes to seals? Man, get that shit out of my face.

DeRozan has come close to killing me by way of an aneurysm a few hundred times over the course of his career, so I’m glad he’s finally put it all together. Nice to know I’ll probably be here for my kids at the end of the season.

Uh, probably no one since they didn’t work with them?

“What about all the disabled people he DIDN’T mock?! No one ever talks about them!”

I object to you exploiting someone so young, I said as I pondered which cheerleader to motorboat.

He will not dance on the floor. He will not dance any more.

There’s ALWAYS a record truther.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Fun fact: This dog has bitten fewer hockey players than Alexander Burrows…

Sadly, that kind of subtlety has no place in today’s Deadspin. +1

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

“Hotel Concierge...GARBAGE....Continental breakfast...GARBAGE....Cincy Police...GARBAGE....Nurse....GARBAGE”