Um, if that's the case, I really don't think you'll find the AV Club to be to your liking. Have fun elsewhere!

I appreciate the Muppets on a much deeper level than you.

Yeah, totally forgot about the Jacobi bit from the book.

What's with the random capitalization and inept grasp of punctuation? Is it an official style adopted by the unhinged?

The only instance of a possible drug/Lodge connection I can think of is Sarah Palmer seeing the white horse while drugged by Leland. And of course, Mike would take over Phillip Gerard when he didn't take his drugs.

Shut up, snowflake.

I stand corrected. I guess for every Arrival you have to accept a Dirty Grandpa.

Specifically, a melted wax sculpture of Al Lewis as Grandpa Munster

Um, don't those Black List scripts end up being utter shit when they get made?

Alexander Calder's mobiles are meant to be spinning, dammit!

"Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down." From all accounts, that's a phrase Cusack really should have listened to.

I wish I knew. Stumbled upon it years ago but have never been able to find the source.

Eat the rich.

So are we supposed to leave the Bronx, or…

Keeping my eye on the sammich.

You forgot Chuck Cunningham, the most mysterious vanishing of them all.

I have a widow's peak, too. Fuck, maybe I'm Noonan!

Buzz off!

I had the popular Jerry Orbach hairstyle back then.
— Mike Nelson, 907-Hobgoblins

As a left-leaning gun owner, I used to actually like that guy. He was pretty level headed once upon a time (or at least as far as gun-related YouTube channels go), but he became unwatchable these past few years and his channel has basically become an NRA infomercial.