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That tends to be during pledge drive weekends. Of course, they used to show The Power Of Myth during those weekends, so your point is still pretty valid.

They should be thankful the quote wasn't from Zombie 5: Killing Birds.

Yeah, I didn't get the Baldwin backlash over that tape. Pretty much sounded like what I grew up hearing from my dad on any given Tuesday night.

May try to catch them in New Orleans. Seems like it would be a fitting location.

My friends and I were massive fans of The Damned but didn't know the original until we heard it one night over the sound system of a Steak 'n Shake. It was a real "Holy Shit" moment when we realized how good it was and we immediately proceeded to dive into Love's catalogue.

Eh, both were fucking awesome. Smart people should have seen both.

I'd say it's a bit uneven, but overall pretty darn good.

I had the same thoughts way back in season 2 when a lone zombie took down a cow at the farm. The writers were unaware that a cow can seriously fuck you up.

I don't know about born-again (he's certainly no Kirk Cameron), but yeah, overall pretty conservative.

Almost totally unrelated, but how tall is Marr? Because that Jaguar looks fucking massive on him despite being a short-scale guitar. See also: Angus Young.

It's (not) surprising how many hazing rituals involve a bunch of guys standing around looking at another guy's dick.

The "wrongness" is what does it for me, too. And it's something I've encountered in real life. Grew up in a funeral home and saw a lot of gross shit over the years, but one thing that stuck with me was a car wreck victim. His face was fine, just a few little cuts and bruises, but his cranium had been completely

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I'm in nursing school in Mississippi, and let me assure you, that opinion is absolutely shared by some of my fellow students. Absolutely horrifying. I've heard some of the most vile and repugnant shit come out of the mouths of these Baptist/Pentecostal/Assemblies Of God freaks.

I have a total man-crush on that beard/mustache he's rocking.

Yeah, but by that logic we would have been advised not to see any of the Mad Max films. Or perhaps that series is the exception that proves the rule.

Weird timing, what with Rifftrax just releasing Astro Zombies last week. This guy's films led me to a love affair with exploitation films that has lasted decades.

Back when The Quick And The Dead came out, DiCaprio and I had an uncanny resemblance. And while his hairline has held up much better than mine in the following years, I thank god my face never inflated to cartoonish proportions. It's like someone stuck a bicycle pump in his ear and went to town.

Hold up there - where does "Leaving On A Jet Plane" fit in?

It's basically just shitty pop with a twangy singer and maybe a pedal steel and/or fiddle thrown in to make it "country."