Scumbags. I won't see the movie.

Yep. I can't remember when I didn't love women. I had the hots for a few of my mother's friends, a waitress, my first grade teacher..

I knew it the first time I met Maria, the waitress where my Dad would take me to breakfast in Havana, when I was 6. She was the most gorgeous thing I'd ever seen. I dreamed about her day and night. Still do.