But Subaru sponsor the event.... So even though it’s a record, it’s like banning all the athletic kids and leaving one fat kid in the race. Sure, it’s a spectacle. But, it doesn’t really count if the fat kid finished first.

Someone’s trying a little too hard.

How is that relevant? We’re talking about racing here. Toyota decided to compete in a racing series, Porsche didn’t decide to compete in the Affordable Car competition.

5 2nd places Is pathetic when considering the billions!! Invested by Toyoduh..

You still drive a minivan dude. Just stop.

I’m sorry. You lost me at AWD Toyota minivan. You probably wear shortsleeve dress shirts too.

Just...wow. I really can’t believe what I just saw. There were grown men crying in that Toyota pit.

There is a god! Toyota reliability is a myth. This is what they get for selling our family a Camry where the engine blew up and they didn’t cover it under warranty.

And that’s why it’s not the 23 hour, 55 minutes of Le Mans.