Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

Rolling Coal

Is that the Ford of Damocles?

I have an idea, how about grid puppies?

What rolls down stairs

I think Barney Rubble drove an earlier model.

the right ‘wing’ has a fuel gauge, fuel range, outside temp, and your cruise control set speed.

Hmmmm.... maybe B-25... gunship variant?

Just saw this article, and scrolled to the comments to see if Fozzy had been posted yet :)

Maybe he went the wrong way at the fork in the road.

Thanks, Andrew! I’m very font of you for posting this.

The perfect shape. I once followed one of these for like 5 blocks, admiring it like a weirdo car stalker.

Fucking theives. I had a 91 Hatch for a few years. I lost it when it got rear ended by a texting girl in an Olds. But then proceeded to hoon the hell out of it in a feel for a few years until it finally died because some one ran it with no oil.

This is starting to feel like a trap.

A 200 year old Beetle was found in Woody Allen’s ‘Sleeper’. “Wow, they really built these things.” Very funny film if you’d like comedy with your sci-fi.

such lean

Its not a terrible idea. But I think lifting the 2400lbs of battery up on two posts could quite easily spell disaster to an owners car if something went wrong.

Don’t ever stop writing insane things, no matter how lucid you’re feeling. Please, Torch, just never change.