Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

Rolling Coal

1922 and the 2 programs depicted are effectively porn and baseball. Some things never change.

Is that the Ford of Damocles?

I have an idea, how about grid puppies?

What rolls down stairs

I think Barney Rubble drove an earlier model.

the right ‘wing’ has a fuel gauge, fuel range, outside temp, and your cruise control set speed.

Hmmmm.... maybe B-25... gunship variant?

Just saw this article, and scrolled to the comments to see if Fozzy had been posted yet :)

Maybe he went the wrong way at the fork in the road.

Thanks, Andrew! I’m very font of you for posting this.

The perfect shape. I once followed one of these for like 5 blocks, admiring it like a weirdo car stalker.

Fucking theives. I had a 91 Hatch for a few years. I lost it when it got rear ended by a texting girl in an Olds. But then proceeded to hoon the hell out of it in a feel for a few years until it finally died because some one ran it with no oil.

This is starting to feel like a trap.

such lean

Don’t ever stop writing insane things, no matter how lucid you’re feeling. Please, Torch, just never change.

The beacon is lit! Russia calls for aid!