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With sensors what they are now in automatic braking and parking assist, can we look forward to a day when a small electric shock can be delivered to the driver who blares his horn when there is clearly no danger?

CANNONBALL!

I want to say Porsche 917, but I’ll instead say Porsche 956 because of the awesome iconic ad.

Chris Harris for new Top Gear presenter!

Everyone knows how tough/deadly Australian animals are...

Here is Newt Gingrich wearing a live 50-pound specimen on his head, for some reason.

1992 White Ford Bronco (You can get away with pretty much anything.)

We really need to consider solving global disagreements with various motoring competitions. "Germany, after learning the US spied on their nation, challenged America to a Battle at the Ring."

Aww. I thought this article was going to be about the other Flying Crowbar Of Doom idea from the Cold War: Project Thor.

DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?!

This is the most crack-pipey car ever seen on Jalopnik.