“It is not the time to hold the safety of women as a bargaining chip against infringements on religious liberty or weakening of the Second Amendment,” said Rep. Carol Miller, R-W.Va. on the floor Wednesday.

HOW TO LOOK LIKE A BIG DICKHEAD WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!

To answer your questions in order:

I’ve spent nearly fifteen years parsing stream-of-consciousness writing from students, and never in my life have I seen or heard anything quite so convoluted and ultimately meaningless as the verbal vomit that Trump spills into the public consciousness on a day to day basis.

I say that having had students who could not…

If your drunk uncle went on a disjointed rant like that at Thanksgiving, your cousins would be looking up assisted living facilities before the pumpkin pie arrived. 

I think—and I’m being charitable here, but I also have a few years at disentangling the spaghetti bowl of stream-of-consciousness writing/speaking—what he’s trying to say is that if a person enters the United States, irrespective of the provenance of their entry or their point of origin, that they can access US…

What kind of awful people would own an organization and then screw over people so badly?

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

Fair is fair Fox News probably would not have supported going into World War II initially either. 

The current economic climate is basically a reversal of the Grasshopper and the Ant.

“Kid. Come on. I’m doing a live show over here. Don’t shit on my segment. If I lose this job, I gotta go work at the White House.” 

We won last time.

The only problem is that he didn’t hit his head on the ground and was killed instantly. 

The absolute and utter failure of the Democratic leaders to defeat a monster like Trump is all of the proof you need that the money approach to politics and the kowtowing to rich donors and their greed is a loser.

Kill yourself.

I mean, he’s not wrong. He’s just abridged the full slogan a little bit.

IT’S ALSO THE PARTY OF LINCOLN??? WHO KNEW??? WHO KNEW ABOUT ITS ORANGES WAY BACK WHEN!?

Wow. Who would have thought that the lifelong partisan hack Trump put in place specifically to handle the Mueller report handled it in a way that was blindingly partisan and beneficial to the Republican party? I mean, guys, this is a real shocker. Nobody could have seen this coming! Except literally anyone blessed…

We didn’t learn anything from the Muller report is because we’ve never seen the Mueller report.  

So release them. If there’s nothing in them, release them.