How many of these influencers’ followers could afford to stay at luxury resorts, anyway?  Advertising’s only good if people can buy what you’re selling.  

When it comes to field-level crowd control at major events, there’s no security better than 66 y/o paraplegics

Are you insinuating that our nation’s fine law enforcement would frame a black man for a crime he didn’t commit? Not in my America!

The only real union thugs in America are the cops.

I’m saying all that other stuff. 

Donald Trump didn’t want to take out a full page ad calling to send the Central Park Five to the gas chamber.  But he felt he owed it to them.

Thank god Trump wasn’t wearing a tan suit.

I can get that a golfer would improve their lie by putting the ball in to the fairway, away from an obstacle, taking a gimmee, etc. If you aren’t playing for money then who really cares.

For any person that defends Donald Trump the man, I hope your child someday brings home a person that shares exactly all of his virtue.

I don’t know, I keep trying to imagine Trump eating a piece of fruit, and it’s just not happening.

There are some attractive beer logos I could live with. Coronado’s is basically a classic tattoo already.

A scorpion asks a frog to carry him over a river.

To be honest, I’m not sure if the one about windmills is worse than this one. It’s just a complete rejection of the reality surrounding him.

I notice that at no point was it mentioned that the reason bins are so full this year is because of Trump’s trade war making it impossible for farmers to sell their crops overseas last year.

This will occur more often. So will the worse things such as drought and violent weather and even extreme alteration in the normal progression of seasons.

Damn, this sounds like a National Emergency! If only there were several billion dollars just needlessly being thrown around.

Obviously they're not properly raking their fields.

I know it's wrong to mock people when they're down, but can't help it sometimes. They don't want money going to Puerto Rico but want it in Nebraska. 

Socialism for me but not for thee.

“We were just hurrying like hell,” Don Rief, a farmer who had 60,000 bushels of grain damaged by the storms, told Reuters. “Hopefully USDA will come in and minimize some of the damage.”