I can’t believe the other penguins just stand around doing virtually nothing. I guess a few of them got their phones out and started filming, but that doesn’t really do anything about the immediate problem. It’s really sad, a sign that our society is going down the drain.

According to the Deadspin narrative - and I’m not professing it, just letting you know - the Indians are racists because of their mascot and some guy in management on the Cubs has ties to a Trump super-pac. These guys, for some reason, can’t switch off the outrage machine to watch playoff baseball.

I had a (mostly) Reese’s peanut butter cup fueled eating session when I was a kid, hiding from my mom. Just looking at all that candy in my bag was like a challenge being presented to me and I was like, “I CAN DO THIS”. I ended up with horrible stomach pains all night. 10/10 would do it again at that age.

Candy corn is glorious. I propose that anyone who doesnt like candy corn to send them to my home

I’ll start, maybe?

Saw Title.

You have to be so, so bored to care about the Indians Logo, Redskins Name, etc...

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

Wait - when did it stop being acceptable to say Colin Kaepernick sucks?