There’s truth to all rumors.

I intend on speculating wildly don’t even try to stop me

Chip would prefer to coach the Whiteskins though

Not lower his head in the first place.

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

I remember when the greatest controversy surrounding soccer is when Dylan’s whore-ass mom brought whole oranges instead of slices.

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Meanwhile, at the Lewis household:

“I wish it was Sunday, because that’s my fun day.”
- Not the Bengals

The road game @ Miami has been a trap game for years ever since Tony Sparano undressed Belichik with the wildcat that one time

“I can’t see straight.”

You ggot ggot!

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

Really? Dysfunction Intersection? Dysfunction Junction for the win!

Khmer for these comments.

“Definitely a little gray”
-Stormy Daniels

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

What idiot called it keeping the ball in Minshew’s hands and not Constant Gardner