Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Next, per tradition, the Hell’s Angels will be called in to secure the situation.

The 49ers thought they could get around the curfew by having the Rolling Stones play undercover of the night thinking nobody would notice.

WWL’s Program Director Jeff Spicoli could not be reached for comment. 

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

It’s like there’s a party in his mouth, and everybody’s invited!

Yes. Just like President Trump’s actions have been 3D spock level chess strategy no can can fully comprehend. Then again, sometimes idiots will idiot and end up perfectly parallel parking.

*shouldn't* is a key word in the sentence.

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

+1 Miller-Boyett Production

Murphy temporarily deactivated his Twitter account after Tennessee fans gnashed their teeth at him online

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

“....and a horrible way to go.”

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

this made me laugh, then immediately sad.

I respect your commitment to big boy accuracy

ive puked spaghetti and strands have come out of my nose so I second that being number 1