Get past PA as fast as possible, aren’t you in NC? Are there even cities there?

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

And this, dear colleagues, is the hybrid that all the dumbasses awaiting the mythical $35K Tesla Model 3 should be buying.

He’s explicitly come out as anti Trump before.

I’m all for piling on Snyder for many things but this article is rubbish (and Warren’s original tweet) to single him out for after tax purchases.

yeah bitch, star and move on

One can say that Richie (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■), went private....

You are capturing, for yourself, the world’s economic growth rate.

Soccer is my absolute favorite sport to play and I love watching the international tournaments but I can’t bring myself to support a single club on earth because of dumb shit like this.

looking forward to the inaugural San FC Antonio season

Both, it’s Major League Soccer. They need to quit with the cosplay shit. The quality of play is getting better but all this Real and FC stuff is nonsense.

ESPN shut down their comments section last year. Tons of news outlets are going that way because they recognize that they’ve become cesspools. So Barstool is certainly not alone here. I was in journalism when the internet changed everything and comments sections were viewed as the Next Big Thing—a new kind of letter…

If Portnoy’s concerned that there are bigoted freaks who read and comment on his site, then he should know that shuttering the comment section isn’t a real solution to the problem.

Barstool has been doing some cool stuff lately!

Well, at least it looks like his hat gets his jokes.

Oh, this is some fishy shit.

Boggles the mind how you could take such a likeable team, with so much goodwill built up with the fans, and turn it in to the Skins today. The Snyder effect is truly not to be trifled with

I’m blocking deadspin from my Google feed after this story. 

I think this is the story where “claps back” officially jumps the shark, and goes away for a while.

Assuming all gay people have good taste? Now THAT’s heteronormative!