I’m a native Houstonian and therefore a Houston Rockets fan, win lose or draw.

I thought you were gonna say they showed up to a concert they weren’t even supposed to be playing at and did a set.

“VP gang still make pretty pop songs with worldly flourishes that tickle the brain like really good ASMR.”

This entire comment section is a head-spinning menagerie of checked-out 30-something sports bro hot takes on twenty first century music popular and otherwise, and I’ve been so aghast at every stance everyone here has taken that I barely know how to even start making sense of any of it. But this take... this take is…

Nikola Jokic Explains His Body

Well, so I’m tending bar up there at the Land of Always Winter last Tuesday and this little guy’s drinking and he says, “So where can a guy find some action? I’m goin’ crazy out there at the frozen lake.” And I says, “What kind of action?” And he says, “Dragon action. What do I look like?” And I says, “Well what do I…

Yeah as crazy as that battle was, the way this all played out means that everyone spent eight seasons screaming about “Ice zombies!” and then it turns out the Army of the Dead was completely annihilated in a matter of hours because they have a pretty glaring Independence Day level weakness. The Great War was only one…

There’s only one universe being discussed: Our universe.

I’m pretty sure that this is because most people are just convinced that this is what he looks like...

Where are these $5 whores of which you speak?

Counterpoint: The Deadcast actually answers the age old question about a tree falling in the forest.

Not much of a buried lede when Drew has written about it/brought it up on the Deadcast at least 47,004 times. I’m glad Drew is better, but to quote Drew

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

Red beans and rice on Monday? They never had a chance.

I thought it was an absolutely idiotic shot.  Until it went in.  Incredible.  So glad I live on the West Coast and didn’t have to stay up past midnight to watch this.  

Robert Eggers is ten times better than that Ari Aster dweeb, my bros.  Seriously though, my dudes.

you and me and around 4 others made the same joke.  Just means we’re on the same cosmic wavelength

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Didn’t include Hamsterdance. Although I guess that was an 1999 meme.

Here’s a comment on the AV Club about the posts from Twitter about the video on YouTube about the stuff people on Reddit at the bottom of the sea like!