Is 11 really too early to think about lunch?

It’s amazing how over-analytical, reactionary and conclusive every blog and headline has to be.

I didn’t bother watching because Albert Burneko said that the series was already over.

Ok, now I understand the argument better. The fantasy scenario is that refs hand out soccer-style red cards to all the supporting players and we get treated to a 2 on 2 all star game.

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

I can’t tell you how quickly I texted my bookie when I saw the odds on the Celtics to win this series. I think Stevens will very much make that list, and we can say four of the top five coaches in the game have beaten LeBron in a playoff series.

In reverse order, every coach that has actually beaten LeBron in a playoff series:

Fans of Jordan Peterson: red pilled losers, tiny dicked losers, never touched a boob losers, scared of girls losers, idiots and morons.

you asked the question, i answered it. that you would prefer to believe jordo didn’t say those things sounds like a personal problem.

how could you do this larry bird?

Counterpoint: none of these outcomes are good nor bad, they just potentially exist. Your life will still be rudderless and void the day after the trophy is awarded. Your food will not taste any sweeter. Your darkest shames will not fade.

embiid’s aggregate +/- is all about the team. simmon’s ineffectiveness and subsequent effect on shooting %’s from the role players on the floor, to say nothing of their individual ineptitude, says more about the overall team’s performance than embiid alone. he’s been stymied, but he’s been just about the only positive…

No one ever says this about Frederick Douglass, Harry Belafonte, Sidney Poiter, Henry Louis Gates, Quincy Jones, or James Brown. At point all of these Black men who championed or were a beacon for civil rights were dating/married to White women. So why don’t they get the same stank eye too?

“I didn’t even know he had kids.”

The predator Pekka, which sounds like a New England pronunciation of a slang term for a certain part of the male anatomy, even!

So, if Steph makes the Warrior invincible... and now the Rockets are invincible... my god... what happens when those two teams meet?

Charles Barkley is my spirit animal.

Ricky Rubio Rumored Restricted. Regrettably Relagated to Rest, Relaxation and Rehabilitation. Realistically Returns to Rally, Recoup Remuneration.

Boston fans don’t know who Bledsoe is, either, but that’s because all basketball players look alike.

So...is the baby inside one of those balloons? I’m not sure how reproduction works...