It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

Yeah, Schindler’s List was amazing.

Reminds me of this old movie. Can’t think of the name.

If Jordan sat out a game in the playoffs, the 95-96 Bulls would have won by 37. That’s how much better Jordan is than Curry.

It’s 10am on a Monday morning and you’re checking grammar on Kinja. I take it that you don’t have a job? You’re an untalented, unemployable slob with an outsized ego and no real future. You blame others for your own failure in life just like the staff of Deadspin. Go kill yourself.

You should parrot whatever Deadspin tells you to, don’t you?

Everything in professinals wrestling is done by design. It is a scripted show.

Good to see that “Actually Guy” is already in mid-season form.

Do writers on Gawker sites write their own headlines? Because that is some strong shit. Made me laugh loudly at my desk and now everybody knows that I’m not actually working.

Here’s why empathy can be a bad thing. Empathy is why people want me to see a doctor when I tell them that the recipe guy from the Hulk Hogan Sex Video site is a deeper and more critical thinker than Yale psychology and cognitive science professor Paul Bloom.

I don’t really feel the same way you do.

So his jaunt is that we should be dicks to each other?

This is an asinine comment.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Was Fred Armisen unavailable to play Cam Newton?

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.