Miss ya, Ass Dan!

Supposedly Vin Diesel pushed for Griffith, but the producers insisted on someone hotter.

I'm just glad to hear that MTV News is apparently still a thing that still exists.

They offered her a paycheck and told her she was still as hot as she was 10 years ago.

My my my my Mud

Creed and Dakota Fanning.

Well, he's still better off than Jerry Reed.

I always figured The Cleveland Show was either the most elaborate joke in television history, or some sort of elaborate tax dodge (perhaps orchestrated by Uwe Boll and some Nazis)

You know the one thing that all her failures have in common (the ones she blames on everyone but herself, of course)?

And in Casino Royal, the country club CCTV was recording onto a stand-alone Sony blu-ray recorder, a product which didn't exist.

And just like that, Tom Waits wrote another song.

Realize that both she and Community are overrated?

The fact that Julia Stiles is in it isn't bleak enough?

Shoeless Joe sure as shit didn't look like DB Sweeney either

I still say Limbo and Men With Guns are his two most underrated films. Lonestar was great, but it at least got the attention it deserved.

Or Michael Rooker.

He does pretty much what Kevin Smith does now instead of directing movies.

Well, he started out working with Larry Clark, didn't he?

No, most 12-year-olds are more intelligent.

There is also a surprisingly consistent correlation between vinyl fans and smug pricks who tell everyone at the party that they don't even OWN a TV.