Yeah, but LAPD cops got to work with Martin Riggs, so that made up for it.

She really did a good job on cleaning my bathroom too.

He apparently also had a police chief who yelled a lot and kept calling he and his partner to task for being "out of control!"

Alexander Siddig. Is he the one from Deep Space 9 or the one from Battlestar Galactica?

Kenner once sent me an arm in the mail too—but for unrelated reasons.

Actually, I've found they hold up pretty well. You can catch some of them on Amazon Prime, I think. And they're all on DVD now. I'm actually surprised they're not cheesier than they are. Jaimie Summers in particular holds up surprisingly well in those early feminist days.

Barry, the bionic asshole.

Man those things are still creepy with their faces off. And you can't avoid taking the faces off periodically to clean out the semen, either.

I personally preferred the Venus Probe episodes. That thing made Bigfoot like a pansy. To destroy it, they had to lift it to high altitude and detonate and nuclear weapon next to it.

So still better than a Sofia Coppola film?

Every Die Hard since the first has gotten more lame and unrealistic than its predecessor. Consider it a test of character to see how far you go before you bail. I made it through the third, then drew the line.

They can't all be quality. Bruce has bills to yipee ki pay.

You would be surprised how many people will work for a few crack rocks.

If you think Jim became a jerk out of nowhere, what about ANDY? Now all of a sudden he's a complete asshole, just completely out of nowhere. It's as if he was replaced on his boat trip by a completely different person. Way more jarring than Jim's change. Sometimes I wonder if the writers aren't TRYING to piss us off.

I saw it in Louisville. You should have heard the cheering at the end.

"Fucking Whores" on E! could be good.

"Fucking Whores" on E! could be good.

I would very much like to comment on this movie honestly and without either sarcasm or irony, but I've forgotten how.

I would very much like to comment on this movie honestly and without either sarcasm or irony, but I've forgotten how.

How does she ever expect to earn a rape baby if she's wearing sandals and listening to niche music?!?