45 year old here. Shut up, kid.

i dont understand how she didnt know her car vanished, but had a good description of who did it. Information is missing, but whatever. 

Yeah I am surprised by the number of people in my neighborhood who post on Nextdoor.com about having things stolen from their vehicles when they leave their doors unlocked in a dense urban area. There are other reports of people who leave their keys in their cars (I have no idea why anybody would do this unless they…

It would seem these thieves can 4Run, but they cant 4Hide.

Ok... Two takeaways from this...

Poorly worded and wrong? On a Gawkmodo site?

Op: doesn’t want to make a poor life choice

The current styling makes the previous generation look nice by comparison.

Neutral: I’ve been wooed by plug-in hybrids lately. The idea of getting the better part of my commute in using electric without sacrificing gas station convenience everywhere else and still getting 50+ mpg is mighty tempting.

Yeah, like the ones I saw at night with my buddies in the 70's.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Didn't work. Still remember the last 20 years of Will Smith's career.

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

I’ve got a 1926 Chevrolet, a 1928 Pierce Arrow, a 1919 Buick, a 1933 Buick, two 1938 MGs, a 1931 Ford Model A....

Reprehensible shit but they are not a military couple

He was continuing to drive in his lane, maintaining speed, and the Camry driver slowed down and merged into him. What are you smoking?

“But...”
“in fairness....”

Why is this a thing? Trying to find blame on the person did nothing wrong.

To be completely fair, you can go to hell with the other left lane cruisers

To be completely fair, passing on the right isn’t against the law... unlike fleeing the scene of an accident ;)