Please, no. We just got rid of that 500 Days of Kristin whatever bullshit.

You provided a literal definition of “a repeat offender” in your comment.

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…

Huh...Sees an object flying through the sky that he couldn’t make out at first glance? Bet he wishes he could....

That’s the worst video player I have ever used including AOL 5.0 combined with old flash and dial up

Punches thrown: A lot

joshSmith.destroy();

“the dab is dead. It has been dead for a month. These are zombie dabs”

I grew up somewhere too, guys.

*Brian Griffin

DeMarco Murray is competitive, high-character player who must feel abilities not being used fully and promises not fulfilled. In tough spot

Instead of Muslims, we should check at the border if people are NFL fans.

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

This is really long and I didn’t read it.

Nissan Stadium (that’s what it’s called now, turns out)

“Remember the Titans?”

This comment might be the literal embodiment of Stockholm Syndrome.

Manning: My foot’s really been bothering me doc. I think it’s really affecting my play lately.

I saw this movie on a first date. I loved the movie, did not get a second date.