Tip drill:

“It becomes a culture, an energy force”

Pablo Sandoval

Legit question. If you really didn’t know what year you were born, is there a medical/genetic test/procedure to find that out? Besides cutting someone open and counting their rings I mean.

I’ve never seen one of those basketball/pitching machines before. I want it.

Jamie Macoun

Those Arizona uniforms are butt.

Stop trying to make fetch jokes happen.

Why is there someone swinging at the ceremonial first pitch?

Jesus, that’s what, three deaths recently for people associated with this franchise?

They’re just practicing for the next football season.

Held that pizza way too long. Took unnecessary contact.

But what about his birth certificate?

“....and he keeps using some word that starts with “F.””

Titanic II: Electric Boogaloo

Jet, memba them?

Whitlock’s House Party by the Bay