But what about his birth certificate?

“....and he keeps using some word that starts with “F.””

Titanic II: Electric Boogaloo

Jet, memba them?

Whitlock’s House Party by the Bay

Does anyone else feel like Rivera should have stood in front of that tree while filming?

I still don’t understand how a running back or QB just has to extend the ball over the goal line and it’s a TD. Yet a receiver has to catch it, have two feet in, complete the process, do a half turn with a lutz into a triple salchow, declare he is a willing and legal participant in this catch, make eye contact with…

“...but he didn’t win it either.”

This needs a million more stars.

As if she wasn’t hot enough

“Those are things we will get our hands around when we give the evaluation.”

What are talking about? Practice my tweeting?!?!?!?!?

This a perfectly cromulent article. It has embiggened me to expand my vocabulary.

I can’t say Odell Beckham without doing it in Verne’s voice “O-DELL beckum”

Spelled Cowherd wrong.

Kurt Rambis approves.

You know it wasn’t any of the Lions there because in MI we obviously all live under Sharia Law.

Surely this will redeem us: