In addition to the confusing marketing about whether it’s a stimulent or an “enhancement”, the Chinese writing along with the half-assed American flag of 20 states and 11 colonies might also be a tip-off to the critical eye that this product is not on the up-and-up.

very big fan of a ‘73 or ‘74 sedan over here

-said no PR firm ever

Neither one of us are racists, we have an Asian & a Italian guy that work with us! Oh my gosh guys it’s a tattoo Comrade von Ribbentrop got when he was in prison for that little putsch at the beer hall, get over yourselves. He covers them up all the time & we happen to have a negotiation day at the lake and it makes…

Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?

Oh alright then, I’ll bite. A colleague of mine leased the first model a few years ago. It was a fiesta on stilts, made primarily for the Indian market, and the build quality really showed it. The interior materials were absolute bargain basement shit, the finish on the plastics were unbelievable, there were burrs…

“The EcoSport, pronounced “Echo Sport,” or “Ecco Sport”

So it’s an almost mediocre SUV thingie. Maybe Ford can explain to potential buyers why their almost mediocre SUV thing is better than any of the dozens of other almost mediocre SUV things. Yeah, this’ll have ‘em crowding the showrooms!!!

My local Ford dealer still has the same two EcoSquirts that they took delivery of, way back in early March.

Hold it open on a hill? Like if the car is facing downhill and you open the back, you don’t want the door slamming into your back and shearing your legs off where they cross the rear bumper.

This car is actually 10" SHORTER than my Focus...

I’m not even sure what to think here...

This is literally what city cars are for. What is the advantage of buying this over a Focus or Fiesta if you live in a dense, urban area?

Not even sure why it needs one given the horizontal opening path?

Oh look, two golf carts.

Bartolo Colon nearly ruined his career with fork knife but he returned bigger and better than ever.

As in General Manger of his junior team

I, too, foregone a possibly lucrative career in professional hockey to play NHL’95 until all hours of the night. I’ve come to terms with my decision.

College students are doing this all the time, its alarming. I just had a once promising pre-med student fail her last semester due to this, after a downward spiral over a few semesters. it blows my mind, but its a real thing and like any addiction, its not a simple choice. these people have no control over it...

I am going to guess that magnesium casting is rather specialized and there aren’t too many of these foundries around.