Pimpslap 

Where is your cats favorite place to sit in it? Best seat to use as a scratching post? Does it catnip mouse?

Looks like the fire department needs to step it's game up

True but this will be have a GM v6 and the added bonus of crushing some dreams 

My predictions:

something something jazz joke 

I was just singing this song at work today which let's me know I need a better job

completey rebadged it as a Subaru Crosstrek then drive it around cherry hill new jersey 

The night panel button on my Saab 9-5 that turned off the lights on the speedometer after the 65mph line

Yeah but when you break it down across a 96 month loan...

Subaru outback. Not because it fits any of the requirements but because legally Jalopnik can’t keep this article up if this suggestion isn’t made within 4 hours of posting.

UAW should unallocate it's members from all of GMs plants for about two months just to see how much GM likes playing word games 

So is the first race going to be called the Slap In The Face 500 or are they really going to drive the point home and make it a 250 lap race ?

The plant in White Marsh is/was a transmission plant 

Andrew , I got a 99 outback I'll sell you for 500 dollars. It's got weather band radio

So I used to live in cities but now I live in the middle of nowhere so I have to ask are scooters really becoming a thing ?

It’s important to remember that having a network of road side refueling isn’t that important to large trucking companies. UPS for example has a large fleet of trucks that run on natural gas that refill at their own terminals. Also the tax credits the trucking companies receive for alternative fuels largely makes up…

I want to kick the smug off this kid's face

I think it doesn't really matter what Ford does, they'll be able to stick around by selling whatever they want to people who don't really care what they drive.

It’s the drop axle. It can be lowered when needed to help carry extra weight.