Tyson is going to follow the script and get his money, but there’s no way he’s going to embarrass the Pauls, much less put them in a hospital bed. The boxers/MMA/whatevers who would not say “fuck the money, i’m putting those boys in the ICU.” but do it is a very short list and they keep to themselves.

In Chipotle’s defense, most of their customers never make it to dessert.

After eating a burrito the size of my forearm, I’m expected to somehow have room for dessert?

Regardless of how you feel about the vaccine (seriously get the shot you idiots), you'd think that the threat of losing millions of dollars in a few months would be motive enough to get the shot.

Soccer is do much more entertaining than baseball or football. Things actually happen.

Yes it’s beating a dead horse. But sometimes that horse can never de dead enough, so we keep beating away.

But Marky Mark totally would have tackled the 9/11 hijackers, right? 

And for a change up - hot pockets

Some of my friends who I grew up with in NYC are still spouting anti vax conspiracy theory bullshit....even after all the devastation that was wrought in the city.....sigh....ish is exhausting

You know Stephen I respect you but this is incorrect reporting. He is Eddie Munster all grown up, receding hairline and all.

I mean this should go over real well in the locker room. I mean the same people that were telling anyone on Fox News to Boycott the NBA & “Shut up & Dribble” are now all “I Love This Game” & “NBA Action is Fantastic.” I mean look at the rogues gallery of bitch ass white men who were lining up on Twitter yesterday to…

Ironically had a watercooler moment with one and, yeah he was eating fucking spaghetti-o’s. Dude even lied to me about it, I was fucking with him and asked him did he make spaghetti last night and he said just the meatballs?? LOL. He hates black women, real POS

I don’t why but I’ve always envisioned that the official lunch for incels are spaghetti-o’s.

Yeah, it feels like there were about a dozen different ways for both of them to make the point they wanted to make, and they both choice the option from the Asshole Universe. 

Somehow this makes me like & respect both of them less, they both come off as egotistical and somewhat abusive 

Stewart is an artifact of another time. He absolutely played the “both sides are wrong” card as much as he could, and he absolutely believed the lie that it was economic anxiety and not racism, misogyny and Christian theocracy that was the engine that drove the GOP. He never uttered a word that would make his…

Quantum's "Another Way to Die" is underrated, imo.

Last few Cs this site has given out I’ve really enjoyed. Getting to the point a bad review here is as much a reason to check something out as a good review was 6 years ago.

I am sure, given her career, that she was able to spend far more than that $8,000 for child care for each of her three, presumably wanted, children.

No one is more dangerous than someone who truly believes they were chosen by god to do something.