Technically, all arachnids have 10 legs. Eight on the thorax, and two on the cephalothorax (head). The two on the head are pretty much always specialized in some manner, like a scorpion’s claws, the spider’s pedipalps, and the tick’s proboscis (which is both legs combined into one specialized appendage). In the case…

Lay off the poor guy. It’s not his fault he literally can’t envision a relationship where his partner also enjoys something he does.

I believe this should answer your question:

Why do you assume I’m kidding? I’d love to run a pirate server for FO76 (pirate in the radio sense). I’m one of the people around here that actually has the equipment and expertise to do it.

I’m still hoping that the server code gets leaked and we can run real private servers.

It’s really closer to paying your friend to host the private server for you, but he’s a real hard-ass who won’t give you administrative control, and won’t change any gameplay settings for you.

Hey, there’re those “private servers” they touted before launch. This isn’t quite what I had in mind, though.

Since apparently Friendship is Magic, Friendship: The Galloping would've been a better name too.

Fire on the Mountain, actually. Down in Burnside.

I first had this last month in a charming little wing joint in Portland, OR. It was amazing. Superior to American ketchup, which is typically too sweet for me.

Guilty. At least I’ve still got two uses of this monkey paw.

Really?! I just bought an Xbox One S for RDR2 this week. Granted, it was so my wife could play it while she recovered from a tonsillectomy, but still! This same thing happened with GTA V when she had foot surgery and was laid up for a couple weeks. Have surgery, buy system and Rockstar game, game gets announced for PC…

You understand my pain, and I yours.

Glad it wasn't just me. That guy's a dead ringer.

Confirmed as a common garter snake. Other than leaving a nasty smell on your hands, completely harmless. My herpetology degree means something!

Plastic caltrops.

sudo: woodo: command not found

Heh, had a similar experience trying to settle a frigid ocean world with brutal blizzards. Had to huddle in my cockpit until morning so that the sun would power the damn portal back up.

Yeah? Well, my uncle really did work for Nintendo. It was for that old tips hotline and he said it was the worst thing he's ever experienced.